Johnny Knoxville And The 'Jackass' Gang Land Roles In 'First Man' And 'Mustache Riders'

by Patrick Hester Looks like Paramount can?t get enough of their favorite jackasses. After starring in the hit ?Jackass? movie franchise, based off of the popular MTV show, Johnny Knoxville is set to star in a new film for the studio that turns him into the President's husband. According to Deadline, Paramount Pictures is putting a new [...]

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Idol Wins The Night Against A Whole Lot Of Nothing

We hate when February sweeps is over. There is nothing to watch on T.V. Unless you like American Idol! That's in full swing! Last night, FOX had the most-watched Thursday of any broadcaster in four years with Idol bringing in 25 million viewers. But is it really a victory when you've got no competition? Every other channel was [...]

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?Little Miss Princess? Is Having A Royal Wedding

As April 29 draws closer, pretty much every is getting more and more excited for the Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton … including the Mr. Men and Little Miss gang. A new Little Miss Princess book is being published in time to capitalize on April’s Royal Wedding … adding to the growing [...]

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Surprise! Mike Myers Is Married!

Sneaky devil went ahead and married his sweetheart and didn't tell anyone! It's been confirmed that Mike Myers tied the knot with his long-time girlfriend Kelly Tisdale- five months ago! According to his rep, the pair exchanged vows in a "beautiful" private ceremony in New York. Aw! How nice! We're happy for them…though we wish we could [...]

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Open Post: Hosted By Frances McDormand And Her Son's Impeccable Eyebrows

My mom started hiding her tweezers from me when I was about 13, because she said that my eyebrows didn't need maintaining (first degree murder with WORDS), and so for a long time I had to keep my shit fresh by using God's tweezers: my fingernails and a steady hand. So it microwaves the vulture meat turnover in my chest to see that Frances McDormand and her teenage son Pedro McDormand Cohen have bonded over tweezers, brow wax and the same philosophy that eyebrows are everything.

If eyes are the window to the whatever, then eyebrows are the valance. And if you've got a grease stained, weasel-chewed valance nobody's going to notice what's outside your damn windows. Frances and Pedro know this.

Pedro's eye valances are a couple dozen plucks away from looking like a junkie alley chola who sold her brow hairs to Eyebrow Locks of Love (please tell me such a thing exists) for a few dollars, but he knew when to put the tweezers down and walk away. And sometimes walking away from the sweet sensation of pulling out a brow hair is the hardest part. So brav-fucking-o, Pedro!

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